A Chinese joke about SJ going into a pet store

Annyeong Haseyo

Eunhyuk
Hyukkie walked into a pet store. He saw a really cute puppy, and went over to tease it but got bitten hard by the dog. He asked the boss, surprised, “Why did it bite me??”. The boss calmly replied, “Don’t take it to heart, it’s not that it doesn’t like you, it bites anyone it sees and that’s why no one has bought it so far~”. Hyukkie: “So it’s like that. How pitiful. I’ll buy it then”, and while he was talking he reached out to pet the puppy, AND ended up getting bitten again~
(Boss: This kid really is so kind)

Donghae
Hae walked into a pet store. Once he entered he started talking to himself, and only when the boss eavesdropped did he hear what Hae was saying: “I already have a Bada, now I’ll buy a kitty~which one should I buy~What’s your name? (points to a kitten and asks) Should I call you seaweed? Sealion? Seal? Dolphin?"
(Boss: This kid has he gone crazy?)

[The chinese names of seaweed, sealion, seal and dolphins all start with 海 which means sea.]

Hangeng
Geng walked into a pet store. And asked: “Boss, do you have a Peking dog?!” “We do!” said the boss while carrying a cute Peking dog and walking towards him. Hangeng, all smiles, told the dog: “Good dog, do you like eating Beijing fried rice? If you do I’ll buy you.”
(Boss: I like Beijing fried rice~in fact I’m a Hangeng fan~can I be your pet?)

[A peking dog is an actual breed.]

Heechul
The princess walked into a pet store. Of course he brought along his dear Heebum as well, and said: “Boss, I would like to give my Heebum his other half.” After he went one round the store, he smirked and said: “Boss, your cats aren’t even as good looking as my Heebum~I’m not buying anymore” and then told his own cat: “Aish~only can such a fine master have such a fine cat!”
(Boss: *smirk*~)

Siwon
10 Yuan walked into a pet store. The first thing he said: “Boss! Is there a pet to buy for 10 yuan?” and immediately got roared/blasted out~
(Boss: What a joke~10 Korean Won?! That’s not even enough for dog fur~~)

[siwon's chinese name, 始源 sounds like 十元 which means 10 yuan, obvious from above. i don't know why chinese elfs like to make fun of that so much.]

Kibum
Kibum walked into a pet store. Because he is allergic to animal fur, he just stood at the entrance and asked: “Boss, which pets are without fur?” The boss replied, deadpan: “A lot~iguanas, scorpions, spiders, snakes…..” Our cute Bummie then quickly made himself scarce~
(Boss: I haven’t even finished~you can also get a tortoise~)

Kangin
Kangin walked into a pet store. He asked in a booming voice: “BOSS, DO YOU HAVE A WILD CAT?”
(Boss: What?)

Leeteuk
Leeteuk walked into a pet store. He kept looking at the Shar-Pei dog~Boss: “Are you that interested in Shar-Pei dogs?” Teukie: “Actually not really, it’s just that if my dongsaengs were ever to say that I’m old again I can say: “See, it’s so much older than me, even its skin is wrinkled.”
(Boss: *falls to the ground*~)

[OMZ is chinese internet/forum slang. it resembles a fallen figure kneeling on the ground ○￣＿ which is a action in response to something lame or ridiculous]

Kyuhyun
Kyuhyun walked into a pet store. “Boss I would like to buy the youngest pet here, this way I won’t be the youngest among the 13~” The boss pointed at a goldfish and said: “The very youngest is in its tummy, it’ll be born in a few days, you can wait patiently for that~” The smallest of 13 was overjoyed, and said to the goldfish’s tummy: “Little fishes~you must call me hyung next time~”
(Boss: Who the heck are all these people today~)

Sungmin
The rabbit walked into a pet store. And took a liking to another rabbit~he kept carrying and petting it~the boss saw this and said friendlily: “You should buy it if you like it.” The rabbit suddenly said to the rabbit (why does this sound like a tongue twister): “Little white rabbit, do you like eating danhobak?”
(Boss: maybe after you buy it it will have no other choice than to eat~)

Yesung
Yesung walked into a pet store. Suddenly he pointed at a goldfish and burst into laughter: “YOU’re the one with a big head~Hahaha~~~Boss I’ll get it, what a big-headed fish~when we get home you must remember to show everyone what a big head truly is~”
(Boss: Young man~are you alright~)

Ryeowook
Ryeowook walked into a pet store. He walked in front of a bird cage and said to the parrot inside: “Come~let me teach you how to sing~my voice is really melodious you know~do re mi….why aren’t you opening your mouth~boss, being a few more parrots here! This one is so disobedient~”
(Boss: you’re not quite possibly planning to train out the SJ of parrots?)

Shindong
Shindong walked into a pet store. He saw a cute little pig~so Chubby asked: “Boss, does he like eating fatty meat? If he doesn’t I’ll buy him~that way he won’t go after my beloved fatty meat~”
(Boss: Actually I’d be more terrified of the possibility that you’ll turn it into fatty meat any day you’re feeling down)

-asianfanatic-

hahahahha xD so funnny! and cuteeeeee!

Annyonghi Kyesayo

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